|So god says "Go ahead and kill the bastards |
and I'll take care of the victim blaming!" ha!
But really is it surprising anymore?
In an effort to continue our look at the most popular verses on biblegateway.com, we come to the second most popular verse: Jeremiah 29:11.
"For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future."Sounds so very uplifting and positive. Maybe we should get the context of the passage...
Turns out, Nebuchadnezzar decided to take prisoners on one of his god inspired attacks and took the king, queen, court officials, skilled workers and artisans back to Babylon with him. So our hero-prohpet - Jeremiah - sent a letter to the prisoners telling them that God says everything is gonna be great...at least once they're dead!
4 This is what the Lord Almighty, the God of Israel, says to all those I carried into exile from Jerusalem to Babylon: 5 “Build houses and settle down; plant gardens and eat what they produce. 6 Marry and have sons and daughters; find wives for your sons and give your daughters in marriage, so that they too may have sons and daughters. Increase in number there; do not decrease. 7 Also, seek the peace and prosperity of the city to which I have carried you into exile. Pray to the Lord for it, because if it prospers, you too will prosper.”Hey buddy, thanks for exiling us to hang out with the guy that you told to plunder our city, but we'd really just like to go home. This really sounds like a cheap sales job after a botched operation. Is this supposed to be punnishment - plant gardens and have lots of kids and seek peace and prosperity? If so what are we to learn; if not, why are we here?
10 This is what the Lord says: “When seventy years are completed for Babylon, I will come to you and fulfill my good promise to bring you back to this place. 11 For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. 12 Then you will call on me and come and pray to me, and I will listen to you. 13 You will seek me and find me when you seek me with all your heart. 14 I will be found by you,” declares the Lord, “and will bring you back from captivity.[b] I will gather you from all the nations and places where I have banished you,” declares the Lord, “and will bring you back to the place from which I carried you into exile.”Yeah buddy, thanks again for promising to listen to us. Any reason we have to wait 70 years??? We'll all be dead by then....ohhh I see what you did there. So when you say "I'll bring you back to the place from which I carried you into exile" you don't really mean us individuals. I see. Well, thanks for everything; that army you sent to kill all our friends and neighbors surely taught us a lesson not to lose to an ARMY OF GOD!
I wonder how many people that read this second most popular verse actually consider it in the written context? Probably very few, presuming the popular verses are ones that people find most inspiring. Unless the faithful find a patronizing deity to be particularly inspiring.
Once again, reading the Bible only reinforces my view that the christian god is a capricious, manipulative douchebag that would deserve no worship if he were real (which he's not).